What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:14
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper